THE ULTIMATE DAD VIBE: It’s the age-old question echoed in hallways across America. Featuring hilarious scent notes of Electric Bills and Broke Teenagers, this candle is the perfect gift for the "family treasurer" who is tired of the house looking like a Christmas tree in July.

100 HOURS OF "OFF" SWITCH ENERGY: The lights might be burning money, but this candle is a smart investment. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your home stays fragrant long after you’ve completed your nightly sweep of every room in the house.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: We don't cut corners on quality, even if the kids cut corners on the chores. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn.

SCENTS FOR THE BUDGET-CONSCIOUS: From the "Financial Freedom" dream of Fresh Linen to the grounding "Zen Mode" of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home with a scent far more pleasant than a high utility statement.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak parental frustration, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose change, spare batteries, or an iced coffee to fuel your next lecture on conservation.

The "Lights On" Scent Menu

• Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Scent): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a quiet, dark house—the ultimate dream for any bill-paying adult.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Serenity): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a sanctuary, even when every light is blazing.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need to walk through the house flipping switches.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Grounded Life): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a library and the quiet confidence of a house that is finally energy-efficient.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Monthly Statement" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for unwinding after you finally open that electric bill.

• Butt Naked (Tropical Joy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because if you can't control the power bill, you might as well smell like you're on vacation.

• Fresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for Your Patience): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury to reward yourself for being the only person who knows where the "off" switch is.