• THE ULTIMATE ODOR DEFENSE: We love them, but their gas is a crime. This "Light When The Dog Farts" candle is the perfect hilarious gift for dog parents who need a quick way to reclaim their living room.

• 100 HOURS OF AIR PURIFICATION: Depending on the dog, you might need every minute of it. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you a long-lasting solution for those "toxic" moments.

• FARM-POURED FRESHNESS: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn that is safe for both you and your gassy best friend.

• SCENTS THAT ACTUALLY WORK: From the "Industrial Strength Clean" of Fresh Linen to the zesty "Sunshine" vibes of Sun Washed Citrus, these high-fragrance oils are designed to dominate and replace pet odors instantly.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour mission is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for dog treats, toy storage, or a drink to help you forget what just happened.

The "Emergency Air-Clearer" Scent Menu

• Fresh Linen (The Tactical Eraser): The gold standard for dog owners. A crisp, clean blend of powder and musk that smells like fresh laundry and a house where the dog definitely didn't just clear the room.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Sunshine Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a sharp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" to cut through stagnant air and remind you what "breathable" smells like.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Distraction): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s so sweet and strong that guests might actually forget the dog is even in the room.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Fancy Cover-Up): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate and cedar. For the dog owner who wants their home to smell like a sophisticated library, even if the dog is currently snoring (and farting) on the rug.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Cozy Counter-Attack): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance that makes your home feel like a cozy autumn day instead of a pet sanctuary.

• Butt Naked (The Tropical Escape): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because you deserve a mental vacation from the "aromas" your dog produces on a daily basis.

• Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Floral Luxury): A true, deep rose fragrance. It’s a beautiful, high-end floral that says "I care about my home’s aesthetic," even if your dog clearly does not.