THE ULTIMATE STATUS SYMBOL: Whether you're a professional at finding the best deals or just living your best "stay-at-home" life, this candle is your official trophy. It’s the perfect hilarious gift for the wife who considers a solo trip to Target a vacation and has "It was on sale" on speed dial.

100 HOURS OF RETAIL THERAPY: Your shopping trips might be fast, but this candle is built for the long haul. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your home smells like a total win even if you spent the whole day in the Dollar Spot.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: The label is cheeky, but our quality is top-tier. Each candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your home looking and smelling like a showroom.

SCENTS FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER: From the "Treat Yourself" sweetness of Black Raspberry Vanilla to the grounding "Zen Mode" of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home while you hide the shopping bags in the trunk.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of trophy wife energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing hair ties, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next Target run.

The "Trophy Wife" Scent Menu

• Butt Naked (The "Vacation Mode" Favorite): A fun, tropical cocktail of melon, strawberries, and green apples. It smells like a carefree summer day with absolutely zero chores on the schedule.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes your home feel like a high-end spa after a long day of "errands."

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Boost): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. The perfect scent for those bright mornings when you’re ready to conquer the shopping aisles.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A sophisticated, cozy fragrance perfect for when the kids are in bed and the "on sale" wine is poured.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Luxury Lifestyle): A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like expensive furniture and the quiet confidence of a wife who knows where all the best clearance racks are.

• Fresh Linen (The "Clean House" Illusion): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a tidy home—perfect for pretending you didn't spend the afternoon at the mall.

• Fresh Cut Roses (The "You're Appreciated" Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury that says "I'm worth it."