Smells Like A Project Car Funny Candle

    THE ULTIMATE GARAGE GAG GIFT: We all know that one person with a "work in progress" taking up the entire driveway. Featuring hilarious scent notes of $5,000 Firm and "I Know What I Have," this candle is the perfect gift for the car enthusiast who spent their life savings on a vehicle that currently has no engine.

    100 HOURS OF "IT’LL BE READY SOON": Just like a project car, this candle is built for the long haul. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every late-night garage session and "just one more part" delivery.

    SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: While the project in the garage might be held together by zip ties, our craftsmanship is top-tier. Each candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm by the Lebanon Candle Company using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn.

    SCENTS FOR THE GEARHEAD: From the "Clean Shop" vibes of Fresh Linen to the sophisticated "Classic Interior" notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that is far better than motor oil and old upholstery.

    USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of garage logic, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose bolts, spare fuses, or an iced coffee to fuel your next restoration project.

    The "Project Car" Scent Menu

    • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Classic Interior" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like the luxury leather interior your project car will have... eventually.

    • Fresh Linen (The "Evidence Eraser"): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like a tidy house and zero greasy handprints—perfect for when you finally step out of the garage.

    • Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Success): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect reward for actually getting the car to start for five seconds.

    • Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing boost you need for those early morning swap meets.

    • Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for unwinding after a long day of "negotiating" for parts on Facebook Marketplace.

    • Butt Naked (Tropical Getaway): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because if the car isn't running, you might as well smell like you're on vacation.

    • Fresh Cut Roses (I’m Sorry Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury to give to your partner as an apology for buying another "total steal."

      Smells Like A Project Car Funny Candle

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