THE ULTIMATE OVERINDULGENCE VIBE

You said you were only going to have one bite. Then you said you'd just eat half. And now, here you are, scraping the bottom of the container with a slightly regretful (but also a little proud) look on your face. This candle is the official anthem of that final, undeniable feeling of being completely and totally stuffed. It’s the perfect, hilarious gift for the friend who never leaves leftovers, or for anyone who’s ever had to unbutton their jeans after a serious meal.

100 HOURS OF NO REGRETS

Forgiveness for being so full takes time, and our wax is built to last through that whole painful digestive process. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an impressive 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your home smells divine and distracts everyone from how many trips you made to the kitchen.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY

The eating was fast and reckless, but our process is slow and intentional. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your kitchen (or couch sanctuary) smelling pristine.

SCENTS TO REPLACE THE EVIDENCE

Featuring hilarious (yet surprisingly comforting) scent notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with an intoxicating aroma that’s a lot more appealing than the empty wrappers and dishes you left behind.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR

Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak "I'm So Stuffed" energy and finished your food coma, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing change, desk supplies, or your next iced coffee to fuel your next big feast.