Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Funny Candle

    • THE PERFECT "THANK YOU" GIFT: We all have that one friend who listens to all our drama. Show your appreciation with a laugh! This "Unpaid Therapist" candle is the perfect funny gift for best friends, sisters, or coworkers who deserve a medal (and a drink).

    • 100 HOURS OF VENTING SESSIONS: Most candles burn out before the tea is even spilled. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time—enough to last through dozens of deep conversations and "venting" sessions.

    • HAND-POURED ON OUR MISSOURI FARM: Skip the generic store-bought gifts. Each candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. We use 100% natural soy wax for a clean, non-toxic burn that smells as good as a therapy breakthrough.

    • SCENTS FOR EVERY MOOD: Whether they need the "Happy Hour" vibes of Apples & Bourbon or the "Zen" calm of Sandalwood & Suede, our high-fragrance soy candles fill the room and set the perfect mood for a long chat.

    • REUSABLE KEEPSAKE JAR: Once the 100-hour burn is complete, the heavy-duty glass mason jar is yours to keep! Perfect for storing pens, makeup brushes, or office supplies. A high-quality, American-made gift that keeps on giving.

    The "Session in Progress" Scent Menu

    • Apples & Bourbon (The "Spill the Tea" Scent) The ultimate companion for a long talk. Sweet maple and crisp orchard apples with a smooth bourbon kick. It’s warm, inviting, and feels like a cozy kitchen table conversation.

    • Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Appreciation) Our #1 fan favorite. A luscious blend of ripe black raspberries and creamy vanilla. It’s the "sweet" way to say thanks for always being on your side.

    • Butt Naked (Tropical Getaway Vibes) For the friend who helps you escape the stress! A fun, fruity explosion of melon, strawberry, and green apple that smells like a carefree summer vacation.

    • Fresh Linen (The Clean Slate) Because a good talk always makes you feel refreshed. This airy blend of powder and soft musk smells like a fresh start and a clear mind.

    • Sandalwood & Suede (The Zen Master) For the friend who gives the best, most grounding advice. A sophisticated, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. Very calming and upscale.

    • Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Uplifting) A zesty "mood-booster" for your favorite person. Fresh lemon and agave create a bright, energizing atmosphere that turns any bad day around.

    • Fresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for Your Bestie) Traditional flowers die in a week, but this candle lasts 100 hours. A true, deep rose scent that says "You’re appreciated" in the most classic way.

      Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Funny Candle

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