• CELEBRATE THE ULTIMATE PROMOTION: Whether they are retiring or just finishing a wild school year, this is the candle every teacher needs. Featuring the hilarious phrase "Smells like those kids aren't my problem anymore," it’s the perfect way to toast to their freedom.

• INFUSED WITH PEACE & QUIET: Literally! This candle is designed to celebrate sleeping late and zero lesson plans. With a massive 80–100 hour burn time, this 16.5oz mason jar will last through their entire first month of "freedom."

• POURED ON OUR MISSOURI FARM: We take "peace and quiet" seriously. Each candle is hand-poured in small batches on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. We use 100% natural soy wax for a clean, non-toxic burn that respects their hard-earned relaxation time.

• SCENTS FOR A FRESH START: Choose from refreshing scents like Fresh Linen (for that clean house feeling) or Sun Washed Citrus (for bright mornings with no alarm clock). Our premium fragrance oils are strong enough to fill a room but never overpowering.

• THE "NO MORE GRADEPENS" JAR: Once the 100-hour burn is over, the heavy-duty glass mason jar can be cleaned and reused for a cold drink on the porch or to store anything except school supplies. A high-quality, American-made gift they’ll truly cherish.

The "Freedom & Relaxation" Scent Menu

• Fresh Linen (The "Peace & Quiet" Favorite) The scent of a quiet, empty house and a clean slate. This light, airy blend of powder and soft musk is the ultimate "I’m staying in bed today" fragrance.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The "No Alarm Clock" Morning) Bright, zesty, and refreshing! Zesty lemon and blue agave create a sunny atmosphere for all those mornings when you finally get to sleep in.

• Butt Naked (The Tropical Retirement) Because "not my problem" smells like a vacation. A fun, fruity explosion of honeydew melon, strawberries, and green apples.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Final 'A+') A sophisticated, "happy hour" version of the classic teacher gift. Crisp orchard apples and sweet maple with a smooth bourbon finish. Perfect for a retirement toast.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Success) Our #1 bestseller. Sun-ripened berries and rich, creamy vanilla. It’s a strong, delicious reward for years of hard work in the classroom.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Sophisticated Study) For the teacher ready to relax with a good book. Earthy cedarwood and velvet musk create a calming, high-end atmosphere for a well-deserved break.

• Fresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet of Freedom) Skip the grocery store flowers that wilt. Give them 100 hours of a true, deep rose scent that celebrates their amazing career in the most classic way.