• THE ULTIMATE RETIREMENT FLEX: Clocking out has never smelled so good. This "Not My Problem Anymore" candle is the perfect cheeky gift for the new retiree who is officially done with meetings, emails, and everyone's drama.

• 100 HOURS OF FREEDOM: Retirement is a long-term commitment to doing nothing. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, giving them plenty of time to ignore their old alarm clock while the house smells amazing.

• FARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that clears out the "office stress" and replaces it with premium fragrance

• SCENTS THAT SIGNAL VACATION: From the tropical "Out of Office" vibes of Butt Naked to the sophisticated "Permanent Weekend" notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our high-fragrance oils ensure that relaxation is the only thing on the schedule.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE: Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last—just like their retirement. Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean out the jar and reuse it for a celebratory drink or to store all the pens they’ll never need again.

 The "Not My Problem" Scent Menu

• Butt Naked (The Permanent Vacation): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a tropical island and the total lack of a dress code.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Bright Future): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent of a Monday morning where you’re staying in bed because you can.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Executive Retirement): A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like a luxury resort and the satisfaction of knowing you never have to lead another "sync" meeting.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Life): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Because being retired is sweet, but this candle is sweeter.

• Fresh Linen (The Clean Getaway): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh sheets, a quiet house, and the absolute peace of a schedule with zero appointments.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Happy Hour): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for a celebratory toast to the fact that your time is finally your own.

• Fresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for Your Service): A true, deep rose fragrance. You deserve flowers for all those years of hard work—now your whole house can smell like a fresh victory bouquet for 100 hours.