More Private Parts Than A Hooker Funny Nurse Candle

    • THE ULTIMATE #NURSELIFE GIFT: Give the nurse in your life a laugh they actually earned! Whether it’s for Nurse Appreciation Week, graduation, or just surviving a 12-hour shift, this hilarious candle is the perfect way to decompress after a long day on the floor.

    • 100 HOURS OF DECOMPRESSION: After a grueling shift, a nurse needs a long-lasting escape. Our 16.5oz mason jar candles offer a massive 80–100 hour burn time—enough to get through an entire month of "recovery" days.

    • FARM-FRESH & HAND-POURED: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. We use 100% natural soy wax for a clean, non-toxic burn. It’s the perfect way to clear out "hospital smells" and replace them with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.

    • SCENTS TO WASH AWAY THE SHIFT: From the crisp, sanitizing energy of Sun Washed Citrus to the relaxing, sophisticated notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our scents are designed to help medical professionals flip the switch from "work mode" to "home mode."

    • REUSABLE MASON JAR: Once the 100-hour burn is over, the heavy-duty glass jar is yours to keep. It's durable enough to hold pens, trauma shears, or a very large iced coffee. Proudly made in the USA.

    "#NurseLife" Scent Menu (The Post-Shift Edition)

    • Fresh Linen (The "Sanitized & Soothed" Favorite) The ultimate "not-at-work" smell. This light, airy blend of soft powder and musk smells like fresh laundry and a clean, quiet house. It’s the perfect scent to reset your space.

    • Sun Washed Citrus (The "Post-Shift" Refresh) Zesty lemon, citron, and blue agave create a bright, energizing aroma. It’s the perfect "decontamination" scent to make your home feel bright, crisp, and refreshing.

    • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The "Treat Yourself" Reward) Our #1 bestseller. A sweet, luscious blend of sun-ripened berries and rich vanilla. After a day of taking care of everyone else, this is the sweet treat you deserve.

    • Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Scent) A strong, intoxicating blend of orchard apples, sweet maple, and a smooth bourbon finish. Perfect for those nights when the shift was extra long and you need a "virtual" cocktail.

    • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Zen" Retreat) A sophisticated, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It’s deep, calming, and helps create a spa-like atmosphere in your own living room.

    • Butt Naked (The Vacation Dream) Because you’d rather be at the beach! A fun, tropical cocktail of honeydew melon, strawberries, and pears. It’s the ultimate "out of office" fragrance.

    • Fresh Cut Roses (The "Real Flowers" Smell) Skip the hospital flowers. This candle smells exactly like a fresh-cut bouquet—classic, floral, and strong enough to fill the whole house.

      More Private Parts Than A Hooker Funny Nurse Candle

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