"Not Today Cupid" Funny Candle - Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day & Galentine's Gift - 16.5oz Mason Jar, 100hr Burn - Hand-Poured Soy Wax

    • DODGE THE DRAMA: Cupid might be taking aim, but you’re not having it. This "Not Today Cupid" candle is the perfect funny gift for anyone who is happily unattached, recently single, or just over the pressure of Valentine’s Day.

    • 100 HOURS OF "ME TIME": While everyone else is fighting for dinner reservations, you can relax at home. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every movie marathon and solo spa night.

    • FARM-POURED & ARROW-PROOF: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. We provide a clean, non-toxic burn that clears out the "love is in the air" vibe and replaces it with premium fragrance.

    • SCENTS FOR THE HEART-WHOLE: From the tropical "Single & Loving It" energy of Butt Naked to the crisp, clean sanctuary of Fresh Linen, our scents are designed to help you reclaim your space and your sanity.

    • USA MADE & REUSABLE: Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last. Once you’ve burned through your 100 hours of independence, clean it out and reuse it for storage or a "treat yourself" drink.

    "Not Today Cupid" Scent Menu (The Single & Proud Edition)

    • Butt Naked (The "No Compromise" Scent): A playful, fruity explosion of honeydew melon, strawberries, and pears. It smells like a summer vacation where you don't have to share your snacks or the remote.

    • Sandalwood & Suede (Sophisticated Solo Vibes): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It creates a high-end, grounding sanctuary for the person who enjoys their own company.

    • Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Unstoppable): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. The perfect "clean slate" scent to remind you that your future is bright and arrow-free.

    • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Because you don't need a date to enjoy something this sweet.

    • Fresh Linen (The "Quiet House" Choice): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh sheets and the absolute peace of a house with zero relationship drama.

    • Apples & Bourbon (The "Cheers To Me" Scent): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for toasting to your own independence and high standards.

    • Fresh Cut Roses (I Bought These For Myself): A true, deep rose fragrance. Who needs a bouquet from a secret admirer when your entire home can smell like fresh-cut roses for hours?

      "Not Today Cupid" Funny Candle - Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day & Galentine's Gift - 16.5oz Mason Jar, 100hr Burn - Hand-Poured Soy Wax

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