Our Friendship Is Like This Candle Funny Candle

    • THE ULTIMATE RIDE-OR-DIE GESTURE: Nothing says "I value our bond" like a lighthearted threat of arson. This "Burn Your House Down" candle is the perfect hilarious gift for your most dramatic best friend or your favorite partner in crime.

    • 100 HOURS OF PURE COMMITMENT: You’re in this for the long haul, and so is this candle. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of time to hang out so they don't have to start any fires.

    • FARM-POURED IN MISSOURI: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of "forgotten texts" and replaces them with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.

    • SCENTS FOR THE INTENSELY LOYAL: From the "Cozy Accomplice" vibes of Apples & Bourbon to the sharp, "Clean Alibi" notes of Fresh Linen, our high-fragrance oils ensure your sanctuary smells as good as your friendship feels.

    • USA MADE & REUSABLE: Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than most group chats. Once the 100-hour burn is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a drink to celebrate your mutual obsession.


     The "Don't Forget Me" Scent Menu

    • Apples & Bourbon (The Accomplice): Warm orchard apples and a heavy pour of bourbon. It’s the perfect "debriefing" scent for when you’re sitting on the porch planning your next move together.

    • Butt Naked (The Clean Getaway): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a tropical vacation you’re taking together—where you’ll be keeping a very close eye on them.

    • Sandalwood & Suede (The Private Sanctuary): A rich, moody blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like a leather-bound secret and a friend who definitely isn't talking to the authorities.

    • Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Obsession): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. A sweet reward for a friendship that is slightly terrifying but totally worth it.

    • Fresh Linen (The Evidence Eraser): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that is completely, totally, 100% standing and not on fire.

    • Sun Washed Citrus (The Bright Future): Zesty lemon and agave create a refreshing atmosphere. It’s the scent of a fresh start and the bright future you have together, assuming no houses were harmed.

    • Fresh Cut Roses (The "I'm Still Here" Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. Because a friendship this legendary deserves a house that smells like a fresh bouquet for 100 hours straight.

      Our Friendship Is Like This Candle Funny Candle

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