"At Least My Dog Loves Me" Funny Candle - Hilarious Dog Lover & Breakup Gift - 16.5oz Mason Jar, 100hr Burn - Hand-Poured Soy Wax
Description
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THE ULTIMATE PET PARENT ANTHEM: Who needs relationship drama when you have wagging tails? This "At Least My Dog Loves Me" candle is the perfect cheeky way to celebrate the only unconditional love that matters. Ideal for recently single friends, dog moms, or anyone who prefers paws over people.
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100 HOURS OF PUPPY-APPROVED AROMA: Relationships might be fleeting, but this candle is in it for the long haul. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every solo movie night and backyard fetch session.
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FARM-FRESH & CLEAN BURNING: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn that is safe for you and your four-legged best friend.
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SCENTS TO REFRESH ANY DOG HOUSE: From the "Clean Laundry" power of Fresh Linen to the zesty "Sunshine" vibes of Sun Washed Citrus, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room and keep your home smelling like a sanctuary (not a kennel).
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DURABLE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour burn is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for dog treats, toy storage, or a cold drink.
"At Least My Dog Loves Me" Scent Menu
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Fresh Linen (The "Odor Neutralizer"): The top choice for dog owners! A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend that smells like fresh fabric softener and a house with zero muddy paw prints.
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Butt Naked (The "Dog Park" Vacation): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It’s a carefree, strong scent that feels like a summer day spent playing fetch in the sun.
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Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Unbothered): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" for the dog owner who is perfectly happy with their current roommate.
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Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Loyalty): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. A sweet reward for the person who knows that a dog’s love is the best kind of love.
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Sandalwood & Suede (Sophisticated Sanctuary): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It creates a high-end, calming vibe for a relaxing evening on the couch with your pup.
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Apples & Bourbon (The Cozy Companion): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance that makes your home feel cozy and welcoming, even if it's just you and the dog.
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Fresh Cut Roses (The Floral 'Thank You'): A true, deep rose fragrance. You don't need anyone else to buy you flowers when your whole house can smell like a fresh bouquet for hours.