THE RIDE OR DIE ANTHEM: This is the ultimate tribute to the friendship that is more than just brunch and selfies—it’s about the person who is ready to post bail at 3:00 AM. Featuring hilarious scent notes of designer bags and poor life choices, it’s the perfect gift for your partner in crime who has been through every wild night and questionable decision by your side.

100 HOURS OF UNSHAKABLE LOYALTY: A friendship this legendary needs a candle that can keep up. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your home stays fragrant through every long recap of your latest adventures.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: Your decisions might be messy, but your candle shouldn't be. Each one is hand-poured with care on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your sanctuary smelling like a fresh start.

SCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED: From the "Expensive Taste" of Sandalwood & Suede to the "Sweet Alibi" of Black Raspberry Vanilla, our premium fragrances are specifically designed to fill a room while you and your bestie plot your next move.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak "ride or die" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next escapade.

The "Bail Bonds" Scent Menu

• Sandalwood & Suede (The "Designer Bag" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end leather and the quiet confidence of someone who looks way too good to be in trouble.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who never judges your "poor life choices."

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those late-night kitchen table talks where you analyze exactly how things went sideways.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need to wake up and face the world after a long night.

• Butt Naked (Tropical Escape): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because sometimes you just need to smell like you're on a beach far away from your responsibilities.

• Fresh Linen (The "Evidence Eraser"): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that is 100% innocent—perfect for clearing the air.

• Fresh Cut Roses (The "Sorry" Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury that says "I’m lucky you’re my best friend."