THE ULTIMATE PARENTAL POWER MOVE: Finally, the official scent of "I’m off the clock." Featuring hilarious scent notes of Not My Problem and Passing The Buck, this candle is the perfect gift for the mom who has reached her limit on questions about snacks, socks, or screen time. It’s a witty tribute to the art of the strategic hand-off.

100 HOURS OF "NOT IT": Parental evasion is a marathon, and our wax is built to go the distance. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your home smells like a peaceful sanctuary even while someone else handles the chaos.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: You might be passing the buck, but we never pass on quality. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your "me time" pristine.

SCENTS FOR THE OFF-DUTY PARENT: From the "Finally a Moment of Peace" vibes of Fresh Linen to the grounding "Zen Mode" of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that says "I am currently unavailable for comment."

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak parental deflection, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose change, hidden candy, or a very large iced coffee to fuel your next escape.

The "Ask Your Father" Scent Menu

• Fresh Linen (The "Deep Breath" Scent): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like a clean house and the absolute silence that comes with a successful "ask your father" maneuver.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Freedom): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a high-end retreat where no one is asking you for anything.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Boost): Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need to power through the day until "shift change."

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for unwinding once you’ve officially passed the buck for the evening.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Grounded Life): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a professional library—the kind of quiet place you're currently pretending to be in.

• Butt Naked (Tropical Joy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because if you aren't the one solving the problems, every day feels like a summer vacation.

• Fresh Cut Roses (The "I Deserve This" Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury to reward yourself for your expert-level parenting skills.