You Work Harder Than a Repo Man in the Trailer Park Funny Candle
Description
THE ULTIMATE HUSTLER'S TROPHY: This candle is for the person who never stops grinding. Whether they’re actually towing cars or just working three jobs to stay ahead, this "Trailer Park Repo Man" label is the ultimate funny tribute to the person who works harder than anyone else you know.
100 HOURS OF OVERTIME ENERGY: If you’re working late, your candle should too. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an impressive 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every late-night shift and early morning hustle.
SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: The label is gritty, but the wax is pure luxury. Each candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that won't distract you from the grind.
SCENTS FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT: From the "Under the Radar" vibes of Fresh Linen to the "Treat Yourself" sweetness of Black Raspberry Vanilla, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that feels like a well-earned payday.
USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak hustle, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very strong coffee to fuel your next 3 AM run.
The "Repo Man" Scent Menu
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Sandalwood & Suede (The "New Truck" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like the interior of a brand-new rig—the kind you get when the hustle finally pays off.
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Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Payday): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect reward for a long night of "no headlights" pickups.
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Apples & Bourbon (The "After Hours" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for unwinding once the truck is parked and the paperwork is done.
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Sun Washed Citrus (The 3 AM Wake-Up): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need when the world is still asleep.
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Butt Naked (Tropical Joy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because even a repo man deserves to feel like they’re on a beach somewhere far away.
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Fresh Linen (The "Evidence Eraser"): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a quiet house—perfect for clearing the air after a long shift.
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Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury to give to your partner as an apology for all those late nights.
