THE ULTIMATE BONDING GIFT: Celebrate the friend who truly understands you with a label that honors your traumatic bonding and mutual love for hating the same people. It is the perfect hilarious gift for your favorite "partner in crime".

• 100 HOURS OF TRUTH-TELLING: Your venting sessions are long, and this candle is built to keep up. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every "you'll never believe what they did" conversation.
• FARM-POURED MISSOURI QUALITY: Skip the mass-produced factory wax. Each candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn.
• SCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED: From the "Cozy Accomplice" vibes of Apples & Bourbon to the sophisticated "Privacy Please" notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you spill the tea.
• USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak honesty, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next gossip session.

The "Favorite Bitch" Scent Menu

• Sandalwood & Suede (The "Inner Circle" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an exclusive club where only you and your "favorite bitch" are allowed.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who always takes your side, no matter what.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Spill the Tea" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those long kitchen table talks where you analyze every text and every drama.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because life is just brighter when you’re hanging out with your favorite person.

• Butt Naked (Tropical Joy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a vacation you’re planning together—somewhere far away from the people you both hate.

• Fresh Linen (The "Evidence Eraser"): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house free from outside drama.

• Fresh Cut Roses (I Only Like You): A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says "you’re my favorite" like 100 hours of premium floral luxury for your favorite person.