THE ULTIMATE REALITY CHECK: Celebrate the hormonal grind with a label that doesn't sugarcoat a thing. Featuring hilarious scent notes of Putting The Blanket On, Taking The Blanket Off, And Blaming Menopause 400 Times A Night, this candle is the perfect edgy gift for the friend who handles life's midlife hurdles and late-night temperature wars with a sense of humor and a lot of grit.

100 HOURS OF THE DAILY STRUGGLE: Life is a marathon, and so is this candle. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every single nocturnal blanket adjustment, tossing and turning session, and plan for what's next.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: The label might be cynical, but our craftsmanship is strictly top-tier. Each candle is hand-poured with love by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that clears the air.

SCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED: From the "Clean Slate" vibes of Fresh Linen to the sophisticated "Rich Reality" notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you plot your next move.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of the midnight blanket battle, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next hustle.

The "The Over / Under" Scent Menu

• Sandalwood & Suede (The "Classy Hustle"): A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like the luxury lifestyle you deserve, even if you spend your nights aggressively flipping the pillow to the cool side.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect sweet treat for surviving another day of the hormonal grind.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for unwinding when the "blanket aerobics" part of the night is finally over.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because even when you've adjusted the sheets 400 times, you still need a bright start in the morning.

• Butt Naked (Tropical Joy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a breezy island getaway—where you wouldn't need a heavy blanket in the first place.

• Fresh Linen (The "Evidence Eraser"): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house free from outside drama.

• Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury): A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says "I’m still fabulous" like 100 hours of premium floral luxury to balance out life's rougher edges.