THE ULTIMATE "FAILURE TO LAUNCH" GIFT: We all know one—the professional "house guest" who has turned the basement into a permanent residence. Featuring hilarious scent notes of living in the basement and asking for $20, this candle is the perfect gift for parents, siblings, or that one friend who is still waiting on their big break while raiding your fridge.

100 HOURS OF SUBSIDIZED LIVING: Their stay might be indefinite, but at least your candle has a clear timeline. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of fragrance to mask the smell of laundry that hasn't been folded in three weeks.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: They might be asking for a twenty, but our quality is top-shelf. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn.

SCENTS FOR THE UNEMPLOYED: From the "Fresh Start" dream of Fresh Linen to the "Treat Yourself on Someone Else's Dime" sweetness of Black Raspberry Vanilla, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home with a scent that is far more productive than your tax dependent.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of basement-dwelling energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next job search (or yours).

The "Tax Dependent" Scent Menu

• Fresh Linen (The "Laundry Day" Favorite): A light, airy blend of soft powder and musk. It smells like fresh clothes and a clean room—even if the only thing being "cleaned" is the bank account.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Subsidies): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any basement feel like a high-end sanctuary.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The "Wake Up Call" Boost): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent needed for anyone who thinks 2:00 PM is an early start.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Asking for $20" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A sophisticated, cozy fragrance perfect for those awkward dinner conversations about "future plans."

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Professional Guest): A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a library and quiet confidence, even if the resume is only one page long.

• Butt Naked (Tropical Joy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because if you’re living rent-free, every day feels like a summer vacation.

• Fresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for Mom): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury to say "thanks for not kicking me out yet."