THE ULTIMATE SHUT-IT-DOWN VIBE

Listen, the attitude was cute for, like, five minutes. But now? We’re done. This candle is the official white flag (and the absolute final word) for when you’ve reached your limit with the side-eye and backtalk. Featuring hilarious scent notes of silence and sweet relief, it’s the perfect, blunt gift for the friend who is this close to losing it, or for setting boundaries in any room where sass is not welcome.

100 HOURS OF NO DRAMA

Regaining your sanity takes time, and our wax is built to outlast every single groan and eye-roll. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an impressive 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your home smells calm and collected, even if the person talking to you is not.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY

The frustration might be high, but our process remains patient and precise. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your sanctuary smelling pristine (and sassy-comment free).

SCENTS TO QUIET THE NOISE

Featuring hilarious (yet surprisingly calming) scent notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with an intoxicating aroma that commands respect and, ideally, complete and total silence.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR

Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak "I'm Done With This" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing change, office supplies, or an iced coffee to fuel your next boundary-setting session.