Gas Station Glamour Funny Candle

    • THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT: Celebrate the unapologetic energy of Gas Station Glamour. Featuring hilarious scent notes of cheap eyelash glue and unearned confidence, this candle is the perfect edgy gift for the friend who always keeps it real and a little bit messy.
    • 100 HOURS OF MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY: This vibe doesn't quit, and neither does our wax. Our massive 16.5 oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every bold choice and late-night adventure.
    • FARM-POURED MISSOURI QUALITY: While the label is all about that "unearned confidence," our craftsmanship is top-tier. Each candle is hand-poured with love by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn.
    • SCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC: From the "Fake Vacation" vibes of Butt Naked to the "Expensive Taste" of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that is way more luxurious than the label suggests.
    • USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak confidence, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next glamorous outing.

    The "Gas Station Glamour" Scent Menu

    • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Classy but Sassy" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It’s the perfect scent for when you want your house to smell like old money, even if your confidence is unearned.

    • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Hustle): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s a strong, addictive scent that makes any space feel like a five-star retreat.

    • Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for late-night chats and celebrating the fact that you’re doing just fine.

    • Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because even the most glamorous people need a bright, clean start in the morning.

    • Butt Naked (Tropical Chaos): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a summer vacation and the kind of carefree energy that defines Gas Station Glamour.

    • Fresh Linen (The "Evidence Eraser"): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and a quiet house, clearing the air for your next big move.

    • Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury): A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says "glamour" like 100 hours of premium floral luxury to go along with your favorite new label.

      Gas Station Glamour Funny Candle

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