• THE ULTIMATE MARKET REALITY CHECK: Forget the "Home Sweet Home" signs. This candle is the most honest way to celebrate a friend’s massive accomplishment (and their new massive debt). It’s a guaranteed laugh for housewarming parties or anyone who just survived a bidding war.

• 100 HOURS OF ECONOMIC RELIEF: Interest rates might be high, but your stress level doesn't have to be. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through the entire first month of "house poor" living.

• FARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of "escrow anxiety" and replaces it with premium fragrance.

• SCENTS THAT SMELL LIKE AN UPGRADE: From the "Elite Tier" luxury of Sandalwood & Suede to the crisp, clean victory of Fresh Linen, our high-fragrance oils make every room in that expensive new house feel like a sanctuary.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than a fixed-rate mortgage. Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean out the jar and reuse it to store all the loose change you'll be saving for repairs.

 The "In This Economy" Scent Menu

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Penthouse Suite): A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells expensive, grounding, and like a person who actually has a high enough credit score to buy a house right now.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Bright Future): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" for a Saturday spent looking at your bank account and wondering where it all went.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Success): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. A sweet treat for the homeowner who just beat out ten other offers to get the keys.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Happy Hour): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for toasting to the fact that you finally have your own kitchen—even if you can only afford to eat ramen in it for a while.

• Fresh Linen (The "Laundry Day" Peace): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh sheets and the absolute peace of a house where you finally make the rules (and the payments).

• Butt Naked (The Vacation Fund): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because you’re going to need a mental vacation now that your "real" vacation fund is the down payment.

• Fresh Cut Roses (I Bought This House): A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says "I’m a successful adult" like 100 hours of premium, floral luxury filling your brand-new living room.