• THE REALITY OF HOMEOWNERSHIP: Forget the "Home Sweet Home" clichés. This candle tells the truth about the joys of property taxes and leaky faucets. It’s a guaranteed laugh for housewarming parties or a "congrats on the debt" gift for a best friend.

• 100 HOURS OF FINANCIAL DISTRACTION: You might be stressed about the interest rate, but at least your house will smell like a luxury retreat. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every DIY project and call to the plumber.

• FARM-POURED IN MISSOURI: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of "old house" dust and replaces it with premium fragrance.

• SCENTS FOR THE HOUSE-PROUD: From the "Clean Slate" vibes of Fresh Linen to the sophisticated, "Elite Tier" notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our high-fragrance oils make every room feel like a high-end investment.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE: Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than your home warranty. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak homeowner humor, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose change for the repair fund.

 The "Financial Freedom" Scent Menu

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Penthouse Vibes): A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells expensive, grounding, and like a person who actually understands their escrow statement.

• Fresh Linen (The "Laundry Day" Peace): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh sheets and a house where everything is (temporarily) working perfectly.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Bright Future): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. The perfect "pick-me-up" for a Saturday morning spent staring at a renovation budget.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Reward): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. A sweet treat for the homeowner who just survived their first month of mortgage payments.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Happy Hour): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for toasting to the fact that you finally have your own kitchen to drink in.

• Butt Naked (The Vacation Fund): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because you’re going to need a mental vacation now that all your money is going to the roof.

• Fresh Cut Roses (Luxury Living): A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says "I’m a successful adult" like a house that smells like a fresh bouquet for 100 hours straight.