• THE ULTIMATE BATHROOM ICEBREAKER: Forget the boring wine bottle. This candle is the most honest way to celebrate a friend's new home. It’s a guaranteed laugh for housewarming parties, new renters, or that best friend who finally got their own place.

• 100 HOURS OF ODOR DEFENSE: You're going to need it. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring their new bathroom stays a "no-fly zone" for unwanted smells throughout the entire moving process.

• FARM-POURED FRESHNESS: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn that clears the air and replaces it with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.

• SCENTS THAT ACTUALLY WORK: From the "Industrial Strength Clean" of Fresh Linen to the zesty, neutralizing energy of Sun Washed Citrus, these high-fragrance oils are designed to dominate and refresh any space instantly.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour mission is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a drink to celebrate their new mortgage.

 The "Bathroom Sanctuary" Scent Menu

• Fresh Linen (The "Emergency Refresh" Scent): The #1 choice for this label! A crisp, clean blend of powder and musk that smells like fresh fabric softener and a bathroom that is 100% ready for guests.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Odor Neutralizer): Zesty lemon and agave create a sharp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" to cut through the air and keep a new home smelling bright and clean.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Reward): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s so sweet and strong that guests will forget why they’re even in the bathroom.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Luxury Commode): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate and cedar. For the homeowner who wants their new bathroom to smell like a high-end spa, even with "visitors" like you.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Cozy Cover-Up): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance that makes a house feel like a home instead of just a place with a brand-new toilet.

• Butt Naked (The Tropical Vacation): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because everyone deserves a mental vacation while they're "taking care of business."

• Fresh Cut Roses (The Floral Apology): A true, deep rose fragrance. It’s the classic romantic scent with a hilarious twist—100 hours of premium roses for the person who has to host you.