• THE ULTIMATE SPOUSE POWER MOVE: Settle the debate once and for all! This "Married Up" candle is a hilarious way to remind your partner that they definitely got the better end of the deal. It’s the perfect funny gift for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or birthdays.

• 100 HOURS OF ELITE FRAGRANCE: A legendary marriage deserves a long-lasting scent. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your spouse is reminded of your "superiority" every time they walk into the room.

• FARM-FRESH & HAND-POURED: Skip the basic store candles. Each one is hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It’s a clean-burning, high-quality gift that proves you have the best taste in the marriage.

• SCENTS THAT SMELL LIKE AN UPGRADE: Whether you want the "Luxury Hotel" vibes of Sandalwood & Suede or the sweet reward of Black Raspberry Vanilla, our premium fragrances fill the room without being overpowering.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE: Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last. Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a cold drink. It’s a high-quality gift for the high-quality partner they were lucky enough to marry.

"Married Up" Scent Menu (The Premium Partner Edition)

• Sandalwood & Suede (The "Luxury Upgrade" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells expensive, grounded, and high-end—exactly like a partner who is a total catch.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Reward): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious, creamy blend of ripe berries and vanilla. It’s the perfect "treat yourself" fragrance for the person who won the marriage lottery.

• Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Refreshing): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the "brightest" scent in our collection, much like your standing in the relationship.

• Fresh Linen (The "Domestic Bliss" Choice): A clean, crisp scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and a peaceful home—the perfect backdrop for a happy marriage.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Cheers To Us" Scent): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for toasting to the fact that they really did a great job picking a spouse.

• Butt Naked (Tropical Honeymoon Energy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because being married to you should feel like a permanent tropical vacation!

• Fresh Cut Roses (The Romantic Standard): A true, deep rose fragrance. Remind them that they married someone who keeps the house smelling like a fresh bouquet 24/7.