• THE ULTIMATE WORK BESTIE GIFT: We all have that one person who makes the 9-to-5 grind tolerable. This "Burn This Place Down" candle is the perfect hilarious way to tell your favorite coworker they are the only reason you haven't quit yet.

• 100 HOURS OF OFFICE SURVIVAL: Corporate drama lasts forever, and so does this candle. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every long-winded email chain and "mandatory" team builder.

• FARM-POURED FRESHNESS: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the office stress and replaces it with premium fragrance.

• SCENTS FOR THE WORK GRIND: From the "Sanity-Saving" notes of Sandalwood & Suede to the "Energy-Boosting" Sun Washed Citrus, these high-fragrance oils ensure your workspace smells like a promotion.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve survived the 100-hour work week, clean out the jar and reuse it for desk storage, paperclips, or a very strong "after-hours" drink.

 The "Work Survival" Scent Menu

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Corner Office): A rich, sophisticated mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an executive suite and the quiet confidence of someone who has a solid exit strategy.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The 3 PM Slump Cure): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent to keep you sharp when you're on your fifth "final" cup of coffee.

• Fresh Linen (The "Inbox Zero" Vibe): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a Friday afternoon with no new messages.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Promotion): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Because the job might be salty, but your desk should smell sweet.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Happy Hour): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for that moment when you and your work bestie finally clock out.

• Butt Naked (The "Out Of Office" Scent): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Mentally, you’re on a beach; physically, you’re just lighting this candle at your desk.

• Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Professionalism): A true, deep rose fragrance. It’s a beautiful, high-end floral that says "I’m a professional," even if your Slack messages with your bestie say otherwise.