• THE ULTIMATE NEW HOME REALITY CHECK: Forget the boring welcome mat. This candle is the most honest way to acknowledge the mystery of moving next to strangers. It’s a guaranteed laugh for housewarming parties, new renters, or anyone who loves a bit of edgy humor.

• 100 HOURS OF HOUSE-HUNTING RELIEF: Moving is exhausting, but your home should be your peace. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of time to unpack and keep a close eye on the driveway.

• FARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of "old house" smells and replaces them with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.

• SCENTS FOR A SAFE SANCTUARY: From the "Nothing To Hide" cleanliness of Fresh Linen to the sophisticated, grounding notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our high-fragrance oils make every room feel safe and inviting.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve survived the first 100 hours in your new place, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a drink to calm your nerves.

 The "Good Neighborhood" Scent Menu

• Fresh Linen (The "Nothing To Hide" Scent): A crisp, clean blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that is 100% free of any suspicious activity.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Sophisticated Bunker): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It creates a high-end, grounding vibe that makes your new home feel like a fortress of luxury.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Bright Side): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect way to keep things bright and cheerful, even if the neighbor's house has boarded-up windows.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Security): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. A sweet reward for finally finishing the unpacking process.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Cozy Welcome): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance that makes your new place feel like a home—not just a place where you're watching the street through the blinds.

• Butt Naked (The Carefree Vacation): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because you deserve a mental vacation from the stress of moving and meeting new "colorful" neighbors.

• Fresh Cut Roses (I'm Still Standing): A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says "I’m a successful adult" like 100 hours of premium, floral luxury filling your new living room.