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I Wouldn't Want Anyone Else Farting Next To Me Funny Candle
Description
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THE ULTIMATE "COMFORT STAGE" GIFT: You know it’s true love when you can tolerate their "biological gifts." This hilarious candle is a tongue-in-cheek way to celebrate your relationship's most relatable (and stinky) moments. Perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, or just to clear the air.
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100 HOURS OF ODOR CONTROL: Let's be honest—you're going to need all 100 hours. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your living room stays a "no-fly zone" for unwanted smells.
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FARM-POURED FRESHNESS: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that effectively replaces "the smell of love" with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.
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SCENTS THAT ACTUALLY WORK: Whether you need the heavy-duty "Clean Laundry" power of Fresh Linen or the zesty "Odor-Neutralizing" energy of Sun Washed Citrus, our high-fragrance oils are designed to win the battle against the couch cushions.
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USA MADE & REUSABLE: Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last. Once the 100-hour mission is complete, clean it out and reuse it for storage or a cold drink. Proudly made in the USA.
"Farting Next To Me" Scent Menu (The Air-Clearer Edition)
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Fresh Linen (The "Emergency Refresh" Scent): Our #1 recommendation for this candle! A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh fabric softener and instantly makes the room feel like a "fart-free" sanctuary.
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Sun Washed Citrus (The "Odor Neutralizer"): Zesty lemon and agave create a sharp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" to cut through the air and keep your home smelling bright and clean.
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Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Reward): Our customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet treat you deserve for putting up with their antics.
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Sandalwood & Suede (Sophisticated Cover-Up): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It creates a deep, grounding aroma that masks odors with a high-end, masculine-leaning scent.
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Apples & Bourbon (Cozy Kitchen Vibes): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance that fills the room with the smell of a fall festival instead of... well, you know.
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Butt Naked (Tropical Escape): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It’s a playful, strong scent that brings a summer breeze into even the "stuffiest" rooms.
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Fresh Cut Roses (The Floral Apology): A true, deep rose fragrance. It’s the classic romantic gesture that says, "I love you, even if you are a little bit stinky."
Recommendations
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 1514 reviews.
Best long lasting scented candle I have enjoyed!
My husband is very picky about candles. For years, he didn't even want them in the house. I purchased several different sense of your candle and he loves them all.
Was a little skeptical about the scent of the Honey and Bourbon candle when it first arrived, but after lighting was pleasantly surprised! Great scent! Candle burns evenly , really pleased with all the candles that I’ve gotten from Lebanon! Thanks !
This plays all the right notes on top of the piano.
Living room bears fruit that anyone would want to experience!
Kitchen Peninsula. Great entrance scents!
Bathroom. Matches the walls. Unmatched in olfactory perfection!
Library by night table.
This was severely melted when I received it
This was melted also by the time I received it.
It was melted by the time I received it.
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Store owner replied: Thank you so much for the review and for sharing a photo, Anthony! We're thrilled that you love the Lemongrass candle so much. Thanks for supporting our business!
I’m glad to have found a quality source for wax melts right off the bat with Lebanon… I bought three scents: Lester, tomato vine and fresh cut grass. I don’t know how they do it, but all three smell exactly like they should. Leather in particular is spot on. Looking forward to buying more, considering how many options they have.
Grandpa Buck's Garden Tomato Vine Wax Melt
Store owner replied: Thank you so much for the amazing 5-star review, Jeff! Capturing those exact, authentic scents is something we take so much pride in, so hearing that Leather, Tomato Vine, and Fresh Cut Grass were all spot-on completely makes our day! We truly appreciate your support and look forward to packing your next order!
80's Rock is a mysterious cologne-like scent. It's difficult to describe, but I like it. Should be another intriguing melt.
Store owner replied: Thank you so much for the review, Joe! We're so glad you're loving the 80's Rock melt. We appreciate you taking the time to share your feedback and picture with us!
Rainbow Sherbet is very citrusy and creamy smelling. I like it a lot. Should be an interesting melt.
Store owner replied: Thank you so much for another great 5-star review and photo, Joe! We're so glad you're loving that sweet citrusy and creamy balance of Rainbow Sherbet. We truly appreciate your support and hope you enjoy melting it!
Bear Claws is self-descriptive because that's exactly what it smells like. Should be an interesting melt.
Store owner replied: Thanks again for another 5-star review, Joe! We love that Bear Claws hit the spot for you—there’s nothing better than a warm, bakery-fresh scent. We so appreciate your support and hope you enjoy melting this one!
Absolutely LOVED my mystery order!! It is hard buying scents online, but I wanted to try some new ones! I was so pleased with my order!! y’all nailed it!! Will definitely purchase again!
Candle Set Mystery Bag - 3 Single Wick Mason Candles
Store owner replied: Thank you so much, Abigail! We know buying scents online can be a total guessing game, so we are absolutely thrilled that we nailed your mystery order! So glad you got to find some new favorites. We can't wait to pack your next order! 🕵️♂️✨
I’ve not melted any of these yet, but they all smell absolutely delicious, as usual! I am I repeat customer (and always will be) but this is my first mystery bag… I love it!🥰
Wax Melt Set Mystery Bag - 3 Six Cube Wax Melts
Store owner replied: Thank you so much for the sweet review, Joyce! We truly appreciate your loyal support and are thrilled you loved your first mystery bag. Happy melting!
Oh, My-Lanta!! (thank you Full House Lol)! This scent is so yummy! It is identical to the cereal… my daughter and I both said it made us want to go eat a giant bowl full! In all seriousness though, this company is sooooo good. I gain a new favorite every time I place an order 🩷
Captain Crunch Berries Wax Melt
Store owner replied: Oh, My-Lanta! You just made our day, Joyce! 😂 Cereal nostalgia is the absolute best, and we love that you and your daughter get that giant-bowl-of-cereal craving from it. Hearing that you find a new favorite with every order completely melts our hearts. Thank you for the amazing support! 🥣💗"
This company is outstanding in customer service. They go above and beyond. They have awesome products! Definitely am a return buyer!
Store owner replied: Kimberly, you just made our day! Thank you so much for the 5-star love and the kind words about our customer service. We thrilled to have you as a return buyer. Rock that 'Feral' shirt—it looks amazing!
Burning this candle as I review all 4 of the candles I purchased. Wonderful scent! Great candles!
My new favorite T-shirt! Super soft and a head turner. I get compliments from so many wives!Everyone loves it!
Store owner replied: We love this so much, Kristy! You look absolutely fantastic in the photo! Hearing that it's your new favorite shirt and a total head turner among other wives completely makes our day. Thank you so much for the 5-star review and for sharing the picture!
I say it every delivery, but this may be my new favorite! It’s sooooooo good!
Store owner replied: Thank you so much, Karen! We love being your 'new favorite' with every delivery—that’s the best compliment we could ask for! Gypsy Soul is definitely a special one. Can’t wait to see what you pick next time!
Love this scent! Subtle, fruity and clean!
Store owner replied: Thanks for the review, Karen! We're thrilled that the Butt Naked melts are a hit. Happy melting!
Love the clean smell!
Store owner replied: Thank you so much, Lisa! We are so glad you are loving that clean scent in your home. We appreciate the 5 stars!
Great candle and it's a light teal color ! Waiting for the approval from the Missis. Thanks Lebanon Candle Company. Alex & Katherine !
Store owner replied: We appreciate the support! Fingers crossed for that final approval—enjoy the new candle! Thank you!!
This is such a beautiful clean scent. Definitely laundry forward and very strong which I love!!
This one smells absolutely delicious!! I am NEVER disappointed with Lebanon’s wax melts but this is a new favorite!! I have so many favs, but this is top 5 for sure!
Store owner replied: Hi Joyce, thank you so much for the wonderful reviews! We are so happy to hear you're loving the Banana Pudding and it made your top five. Also, that photo you shared is so cute—it looks great in your home! We truly appreciate your support.
Smells so good, love my warmer so me.
Loved it and it came fast! That is my favorite smell! Already stated using it!
A dreamy dessert scent! I'm pairing it with the vanilla buttercream crunch and OMG!
Store owner replied: Thanks for another 5-star review, Stephanie! Pairing the Creme Brulee with the Vanilla Buttercream is such a great idea—glad you’re loving that 'dreamy' combo!
A warm and creamy vanilla scent that I love!
Vanilla Buttercream Crunch Candle
Store owner replied: Hi Stephanie! Thank you so much for the 5-star review. We’re thrilled to hear you're enjoying that warm vanilla scent. We appreciate your support!
I love this company and candles. I have been ordering for years. They have the best scents.
Store owner replied: Hi Shannon! Thank you so much for being such a loyal customer and ordering with us for all these years. It means the world to our family to know you love our scents. We truly appreciate your support! Best, Melissa
I have gifted these dough bowl candles to several people in my life. We all love them!
Crazy Busy Mama Exclusive Tropical Sunrise Scented Wooden Dough Bowl Candle
Store owner replied: We love hearing this! Each dough bowl is unique, which we think makes them such a special gift to give (and receive!). Thank you for spreading the love and for being such a loyal part of our community.
We love all the Christmas Scents!
Love that it really smells like popcorn, had a lot of customers say how alike it smells.
My favorite smell!
Absolutely LOVE these candles! The names are hilarious, the scents are amazing in the candles last forever! Highly recommend!
3 Candle Sale- three 16oz Mason Candles
Store owner replied: Thank you so much, Tony! Reading this made our day! Hearing that you appreciate what we do means the world. We absolutely love having you as a customer! ✨