• THE ULTIMATE SQUAD STATEMENT: Say what everyone has been thinking! This "We Hated Him" candle is the perfect funny gift for a divorce party, housewarming, or a "freedom" celebration. It’s a guaranteed laugh for a bestie reclaiming her peace.

• 100 HOURS OF PURE FREEDOM: A new life deserves a long-lasting scent. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every night of "no-compromise" TV and solo relaxation.

• FARM-POURED & DRAMA-FREE: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of "ex-husband energy" and replaces it with premium fragrance.

• SCENTS FOR A FRESH START: From the "Clean Slate" vibes of Fresh Linen to the zesty, energizing Sun Washed Citrus, these scents are designed to make a new home feel like a total upgrade.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour celebration is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a double-sized "I'm Single" cocktail.

 The "We Hated Him" Scent Menu (The Freedom Edition)

• Fresh Linen (The "Exorcism" Scent): A crisp, clean blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry, a quiet house, and the absolute peace of a home where he no longer lives.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Boost): Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent for a fresh start and a reminder that your future is bright and entirely up to you.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Sophisticated Upgrade): A rich, moody blend of dark chocolate and cedar. It smells like an expensive apartment and a woman who finally has high standards again.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Revenge): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Because life is sweet, and it’s even sweeter without him.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Cheers To Me" Choice): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for toasting to your freedom and your excellent group of friends.

• Butt Naked (The Carefree Vacation): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a tropical vacation where you don't have to share your itinerary or your snacks with anyone.

• Fresh Cut Roses (I Can Buy My Own Flowers): A true, deep rose fragrance. You don’t need his apology bouquets when your whole house can smell like a fresh florist shop for 100 hours straight.