• THE ULTIMATE "DRAMA-FREE" GIFT: We’ve all been there (or watched from the sidelines). This "Crazy Exes" candle is a hilarious way to celebrate the fact that the chaos is finally over. It's the perfect gift for divorce parties, breakup survival kits, or just a Tuesday night vent session.

• 100 HOURS OF PEACE & QUIET: Now that you aren't looking over your shoulder, you have time to relax. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you a long-lasting escape from the "crazy."

• FARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears out the bad energy and replaces it with high-end, fragrance.

• SCENTS TO MELT THE STRESS: Whether you need the "Clean Slate" vibe of Fresh Linen or the sophisticated, grounding notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium scents help you reclaim your space and your sanity.

• DURABLE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last. Once you’ve burned through the 100 hours of freedom, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a cold drink. Proudly made in the USA.

"Crazy Exes" Scent Menu (The Escape Edition)

• Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Scent): The ultimate "no-drama" fragrance. A crisp, airy blend of powder and musk that smells like fresh laundry and a house where nobody is keying your car.

• Sandalwood & Suede (Sophisticated Sanity): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It’s a grounding, high-end scent that helps you find your center after the storm.

• Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Refreshing): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" to remind you that your future is bright and free of toxic texts.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Freedom): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Because being happy and drama-free is the sweetest reward.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Cheers To Moving On" Scent): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. Perfect for a celebratory toast to the fact that you (or your friend) survived the "crazy."

• Butt Naked (Tropical Vacation Energy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like the vacation you deserve now that you aren't dealing with a breakdown every weekend.

• Fresh Cut Roses (I Can Buy Myself Flowers): A true, deep rose fragrance. Skip the apology flowers from the ex and give yourself 100 hours of premium floral luxury.