The Witty Life Moments: 12-Piece Funny Wholesale Pack

Give your customers a reason to laugh out loud! Our Witty Life Moments Collection is the ultimate gift-ready inventory for those "real" occasions—from buying a house in a crazy economy to retiring from the grind. These 16 oz Mason Jar candles are perfect impulse buys for customers looking for a gift that’s as unique as it is funny.

The Labels (One of Each Included):

• You Bought a House In This Economy?!

• If You Forget About Me I'll Burn Your House Down

• Your House Smells Like Cats

• Light When The Dog Farts

• I Can't Wait To Poop In Your Toilet: Congratulations

• Please Leave By 9pm

• Smells Like Mortgage Payments & Repair Bills

• Hope Your New Neighbors Aren’t Crackheads

• It Smells Like It’s Not My Problem Anymore #Retired

• I’d Burn This Place Down If You Didn't Work Here

• You Are One Year Closer To Needing A Walker

• Smells Like I Was Right: Brought To You by Told You So

The Fragrances:

To ensure your shop always smells incredible, each candle is hand-poured in a randomly selected best-selling scent from our signature collection:

• Apples & Bourbon: Rich apple, sweet maple, and aged bourbon.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla: A crowd-pleasing, creamy berry blend.

• Butt Naked: A powerful tropical mix of melons, pear, and strawberry.

• Fresh Cut Roses: A strong, authentic floral bouquet.

• Fresh Linen: That "just-washed" scent—clean, crisp, and classic.

• Sandalwood & Suede: Sophisticated notes of dark chocolate, cedar, and amber.

• Sun Washed Citrus: A refreshing blend of lemon, agave, and soft musk.

Wholesale Details:

• Pack Size: 12 Hand-Poured 16 oz Mason Jar Candles

• Your Wholesale Cost: $144.00

• Total Retail Value: $239.88 (Based on $19.99 MSRP)

• The High Margin: At an MSRP of $19.99, this pack offers a fantastic return on investment for your shop.