Funny Candles Wholesale Pack
Description
The Witty Life Moments: 12-Piece Funny Wholesale Pack
Give your customers a reason to laugh out loud! Our Witty Life Moments Collection is the ultimate gift-ready inventory for those "real" occasions—from buying a house in a crazy economy to retiring from the grind. These 16 oz Mason Jar candles are perfect impulse buys for customers looking for a gift that’s as unique as it is funny.
The Labels (One of Each Included):
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You Bought a House In This Economy?!
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If You Forget About Me I'll Burn Your House Down
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Your House Smells Like Cats
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Light When The Dog Farts
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I Can't Wait To Poop In Your Toilet: Congratulations
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Please Leave By 9pm
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Smells Like Mortgage Payments & Repair Bills
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Hope Your New Neighbors Aren’t Crackheads
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It Smells Like It’s Not My Problem Anymore #Retired
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I’d Burn This Place Down If You Didn't Work Here
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You Are One Year Closer To Needing A Walker
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Smells Like I Was Right: Brought To You by Told You So
The Fragrances:
To ensure your shop always smells incredible, each candle is hand-poured in a randomly selected best-selling scent from our signature collection:
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Apples & Bourbon: Rich apple, sweet maple, and aged bourbon.
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Black Raspberry Vanilla: A crowd-pleasing, creamy berry blend.
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Butt Naked: A powerful tropical mix of melons, pear, and strawberry.
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Fresh Cut Roses: A strong, authentic floral bouquet.
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Fresh Linen: That "just-washed" scent—clean, crisp, and classic.
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Sandalwood & Suede: Sophisticated notes of dark chocolate, cedar, and amber.
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Sun Washed Citrus: A refreshing blend of lemon, agave, and soft musk.
Wholesale Details:
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Pack Size: 12 Hand-Poured 16 oz Mason Jar Candles
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Your Wholesale Cost: $144.00
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Total Retail Value: $239.88 (Based on $19.99 MSRP)
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The High Margin: At an MSRP of $19.99, this pack offers a fantastic return on investment for your shop.
