THE ULTIMATE BRAT VIBE: Whether you’re spending your own hard-earned cash or someone else’s, this candle celebrates the lifestyle of high fashion and questionable decisions. It’s the perfect hilarious gift for the friend who has a closet full of luxury labels and a bank account full of "I shouldn't have bought that" moments.

100 HOURS OF LUXURY: Making poor life choices takes time, and our candle is built to last through all of them. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your home smells like a million bucks even if your credit card statement says otherwise.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: The label is snarky, but our craftsmanship is strictly high-end. Each candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that respects your luxury aesthetic.

SCENTS FOR THE MATERIAL GIRL: From the "Expensive Leather" vibes of Sandalwood & Suede to the "Treat Yourself" sweetness of Black Raspberry Vanilla, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that is far more sophisticated than your latest impulse purchase.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak "Daddy's Money" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing jewelry, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next shopping spree.

The "Daddy's Money" Scent Menu

• Sandalwood & Suede (The "Designer Bag" Scent): The perfect match for this label. A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk that smells like the interior of a brand-new Italian leather handbag.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Lifestyle): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a high-end boutique.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The "Morning After" Reset): Bright lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need to wake up and face the consequences of last night’s shopping.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Rich & Rowdy" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A sophisticated, "happy hour" fragrance perfect for sharing secrets and shopping receipts.

• Butt Naked (Tropical Escape): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because when life gets stressful, you just book a flight (on someone else's dime).

• Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Scent): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a quiet house—ideal for pretending you have your life together.

• Fresh Cut Roses (The "Apology" Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. For when you need to smell like you deserve to be forgiven for that latest "poor life choice."