• THE ULTIMATE OFFICE SURVIVAL TOOL: Some days, the only thing getting you through is a sense of humor and a good scent. This candle is the perfect hilarious gift for the work bestie who helps you survive the daily "crap."

• 100 HOURS OF SANITY: When the emails don't stop, neither does this candle. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every long-winded "sync" and mandatory team builder.

• FARM-POURED FRESHNESS: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears out the "office stress" and replaces it with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.

• SCENTS THAT SMELL LIKE A PROMOTION: From the "Corner Office" luxury of Sandalwood & Suede to the "Energy Boost" of Sun Washed Citrus, these scents are specifically chosen to make your workspace feel like a five-star retreat.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than your patience for "Reply All" threads. Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean out the jar and reuse it for desk storage, paperclips, or a very strong "after-hours" drink.

 The "Work-Life Balance" Scent Menu

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Corner Office): A rich, sophisticated mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an executive suite and the quiet confidence of someone who has their LinkedIn profile updated and ready.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The 3 PM Pick-Me-Up): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent to keep you sharp when the afternoon slump (and the corporate "crap") starts to hit.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Promotion): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Because the job might be salty, but your desk should smell like a reward.

• Fresh Linen (The "Inbox Zero" Vibe): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a Friday afternoon with zero new notifications.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Happy Hour): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for that moment when you finally clock out and head to the "real" happy hour.

• Butt Naked (The Mentally On Vacation): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. For when you're physically at your desk, but mentally you're on a beach with no Wi-Fi.

• Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Professionalism): A true, deep rose fragrance. It’s a beautiful, high-end floral that says "I’m a professional," even if your private Slack messages with your bestie say otherwise.