{"product_id":"wash-your-damn-hands-funny-bathroom-candle","title":"Wash Your Damn Hands Funny Bathroom Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE BATHROOM DECOR:\u003c\/b\u003e Finally, a candle that handles the \"bathroom talk\" for you. Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"124\"\u003eJudgement and Guest Shaming\u003c\/b\u003e, it’s the perfect addition to your guest bath or a cheeky housewarming gift for that friend who is a total clean freak. It's a gentle (okay, not so gentle) reminder for everyone to keep it sanitary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF FRESHNESS:\u003c\/b\u003e Let’s face it, some bathrooms need all the help they can get. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"98\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"122\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"159\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your powder room smells like a high-end spa rather than a public restroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e We might be shaming your guests, but we’d never shame our ingredients. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"141\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/b\u003e on our family farm using \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"189\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that actually clears the air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE HYGIENIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Just Scrubbed\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"59\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the zesty \"Squeaky Clean\" notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"109\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your bathroom with an aroma that proves you’ve got high standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak judgment, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing cotton swabs, hair ties, or—to stay on theme—your favorite fancy guest soaps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Wash Your Hands\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Deep Clean\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells exactly like fresh towels and a sparkling clean bathroom—the ultimate \"guest-ready\" fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Refreshing Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, crisp atmosphere. It’s the perfect energizing scent to keep your bathroom smelling fresh all day long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Sophistication):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any guest bath feel like a luxury hotel suite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Fancy Soap\" Vibe):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. 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