{"product_id":"smells-like-the-second-wife-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like The Second Wife Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE SHADE-THROWING GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you're celebrating a new chapter or just like to stir the pot, this candle says what everyone else is thinking. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-395\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-395\"\u003eFeaturing hilarious scent notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"35\" data-path-to-node=\"3,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-395\"\u003elow standards and a desperate need for attention\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-395\"\u003e, it’s the perfect edgy gag gift for a divorce party, a \"congratulations\" on a mid-life crisis, or just for your favorite partner in crime who loves a little drama\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-395 citation-end-395\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF PURE AUDACITY:\u003c\/b\u003e This level of shade is built to last. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-394\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-394\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-394\"\u003e16.5 oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-394\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-394\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-394\"\u003e) offer an impressive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"72\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-394\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-394\"\u003e, giving you plenty of \"me time\" to enjoy the peace of your own home while this candle handles the talking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-394 citation-end-394\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjQY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is ruthless, but our craftsmanship is strictly premium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393 citation-end-393\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjgY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"New Identity\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"111\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than the situation implies.\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjwY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392 citation-end-392\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of second-wife energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next gossip session\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391 citation-end-391\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQkAY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \"Second Wife\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Upgrade\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end furniture and the quiet confidence of someone who finally got the house they wanted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the perfect sweet reward for surviving the drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need for your brand-new chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast to your new house rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because when the drama is over, every day feels like a summer vacation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Slate\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. 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