{"product_id":"smells-like-a-scrap-metal-haul-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like A Scrap Metal Haul Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE HUSTLER'S GAG GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e We all know that one person with a truck bed full of \"treasure\" and a keen eye for local job sites. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-508\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-508\"\u003eFeaturing hilarious scent notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"35\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-508\"\u003ean overloaded truck and stolen copper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-508\"\u003e, this candle is the perfect gift for the neighborhood scavenger or the friend who always has a trailer hitched and a plan to make a quick buck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-508 citation-end-508\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF THE DAILY GRIND:\u003c\/b\u003e Just like the search for high-grade aluminum, this candle is built for the long haul. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e) offer an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e, lasting through every trip to the scales and every \"one man's trash\" discovery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507 citation-end-507\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e While the scrap yard might be messy, our craftsmanship is strictly professional. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-506\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-506\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-506\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-506\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that won't leave your house smelling like a recycling center\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-506 citation-end-506\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ1Qc\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE RECYCLING PRO:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Clean Shop\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"New Money\" notes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"101\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home with a scent that is far more valuable than a pile of rusted iron.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ1wc\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-505\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-505\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-505 citation-end-505\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-504\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-504\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak scrap-metal energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose nuts and bolts, sorting copper wire, or an iced coffee to fuel your next haul\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-504 citation-end-504\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ2Ac\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eThe \"Scrap Metal Haul\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Paid in Cash\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like the interior of that brand-new truck you’re going to buy once the copper prices go up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Site\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of soft powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a tidy garage—perfect for clearing the air after a long day on the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Payday):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect reward for finally unloading that overloaded truck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Early Morning Boost):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need for those 5:00 AM drives to beat the other scrappers to the good stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"End of the Day\" Toast):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. 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