{"product_id":"put-a-dish-in-the-damn-dishwasher","title":"Put a Dish in the Damn Dishwasher Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-686\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE GIFT:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-686\"\u003e Finally, a candle that says what you’ve been screaming internally for years\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-686 citation-end-686\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-685\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-685\"\u003eFeaturing hilarious scent notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"35\" data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-685\"\u003eCommon Decency and High Expectations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-685\"\u003e, it is the perfect gift for the roommate, partner, or teenager who thinks the sink is a permanent storage unit for dirty plates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-685 citation-end-685\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-684\"\u003e100 HOURS OF HOUSEHOLD HARMONY:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-684\"\u003e The dishes might be never-ending, but this candle is built to last\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-684 citation-end-684\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-683\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-683\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-683\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-683\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-683\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-683\"\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"73\" data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-683\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-683\"\u003e, giving you plenty of fragrance to mask the smell of that \"soaking\" lasagna pan while you wait for someone else to finally load the machine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-683 citation-end-683\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQmwo\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e While your household's dish-loading skills might be lacking, our craftsmanship is top-tier. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-682\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-682\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"63\" data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-682\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-682\"\u003e using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-682\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-682\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-682 citation-end-682\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQnAo\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE DOMESTIC GODDESS (OR GOD):\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Clean Kitchen\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"76\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the grounding \"Zen Mode\" of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"119\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home with a scent that actually smells like a house that’s been cleaned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQnQo\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-681\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-681\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-681 citation-end-681\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-680\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-680\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak expectations, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or—ironically—as a drinking glass that you’ll eventually have to put in the dishwasher yourself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-680 citation-end-680\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"8\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQngo\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eThe \"Dishwasher\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Actually Clean\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a kitchen where all the counters are wiped down and the sink is actually empty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Patience):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a sanctuary, even when the chores are piling up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need to tackle the chore list that no one else is doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Grounded Life):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a luxury home where everything is in its proper place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"I'm Done\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. 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