{"product_id":"is-this-candle-lit-or-is-it-just-a-hot-flash-funny-candle-copy","title":"Is This Candle Lit Or Is It Just a Hot Flash Funny Candle","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color tutor-markdown-rendering\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_2060b240bfb7c242\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE REALITY CHECK:\u003c\/b\u003e Celebrate the hormonal grind with a label that doesn't sugarcoat a thing. Featuring the hilarious question, \"I Can't Tell If This Candle Is Lit Or If It's Just A Hot Flash,\" this candle is the perfect edgy gift for the friend who handles midlife hurdles and personal summers with a sense of humor and a lot of grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF THE DAILY STRUGGLE:\u003c\/b\u003e Life is a marathon, and so is this candle. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every temperature spike, sleepless night, and plan for what's next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label might be cynical, but our craftsmanship is strictly top-tier. Each candle is hand-poured with love by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that clears the air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Clean Slate\" vibes of Fresh Linen to the sophisticated \"Rich Reality\" notes of Sandalwood \u0026amp; Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you plot your next move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak internal heat, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next hustle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe \"I Can't Tell If This Candle Is Lit...\" Scent Menu\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classy Hustle\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like the luxury lifestyle you deserve, even if you currently feel like you're standing directly next to the furnace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect sweet treat for surviving another day of the hormonal grind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for unwinding when the \"ambition\" part of the day is finally over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because even when your body's internal thermostat is completely broken, you still need a bright start in the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a breezy island getaway—which is exactly where you want to be when the heat hits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house free from outside drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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