{"product_id":"im-sick-of-your-sass-funny-candle","title":"I'm Sick of Your Sass Funny Candle","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE SHUT-IT-DOWN VIBE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eListen,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e the attitude was cute for,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e like,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e five minutes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e But now?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e We’re done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This candle is the official white flag (and the absolute final word) for when you’ve reached your limit with the side-eye and backtalk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Featuring hilarious scent notes of silence and sweet relief,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e it’s the perfect,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e blunt gift for the friend who is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003ethis close\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e to losing it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or for setting boundaries in any room where sass is not welcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003e100 HOURS OF NO DRAMA\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eRegaining your sanity takes time,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and our wax is built to outlast every single groan and eye-roll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e5 oz) offer an impressive 80–100 hour burn time,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e ensuring your home smells calm and collected,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e even if the person talking to you is not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe frustration might be high,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e but our process remains patient and precise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e soot-free burn that keeps your sanctuary smelling pristine (and sassy-comment free).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eSCENTS TO QUIET THE NOISE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFeaturing hilarious (yet surprisingly calming) scent notes of Sandalwood \u0026amp; Suede,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with an intoxicating aroma that commands respect and,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e ideally,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e complete and total silence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eProudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak \"I'm Done With This\" energy,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e clean out the jar and reuse it for storing change,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e office supplies,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or an iced coffee to fuel your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003enext\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e boundary-setting session.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lebanon Candle Company","offers":[{"title":"Apples \u0026 Bourbon","offer_id":49907525058802,"sku":"Sck-Sass-AB","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Raspberry \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":49907525091570,"sku":"Sck-Sass-BRV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butt Naked","offer_id":49907525124338,"sku":"Sck-Sass-BUTT","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Cut Roses","offer_id":49907525157106,"sku":"Sck-Sass-Rose","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Linen","offer_id":49907525189874,"sku":"Sck-Sass-Fresh","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood \u0026 Suede","offer_id":49907525222642,"sku":"Sck-Sass-Sndl","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sun Washed Citrus","offer_id":49907525255410,"sku":"Sck-Sass-Sun","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0228\/1236\/0740\/files\/Messenger_creation_4D06CC47-9DFF-4E7A-B799-01D451741F24_1.jpg?v=1786403258","url":"https:\/\/www.lebanoncandle.com\/products\/im-sick-of-your-sass-funny-candle","provider":"Lebanon Candle Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}