{"product_id":"i-ate-the-whole-thing-funny-candle","title":"I Ate The Whole Thing Funny Candle","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE OVERINDULGENCE VIBE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eYou said you were only going to have \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003eone bite\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Then you said you'd just eat \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003ehalf\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e And now,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e here you are,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e scraping the bottom of the container with a slightly regretful (but also a little proud) look on your face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This candle is the official anthem of that final,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e undeniable feeling of being completely and totally stuffed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s the perfect,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e hilarious gift for the friend who never leaves leftovers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or for anyone who’s ever had to unbutton their jeans after a serious meal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003e100 HOURS OF NO REGRETS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eForgiveness for being so full takes time,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and our wax is built to last through that whole painful digestive process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e5 oz) offer an impressive 80–100 hour burn time,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e ensuring your home smells divine and distracts everyone from how many trips you made to the kitchen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe eating was fast and reckless,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e but our process is slow and intentional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e soot-free burn that keeps your kitchen (or couch sanctuary) smelling pristine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eSCENTS TO REPLACE THE EVIDENCE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFeaturing hilarious (yet surprisingly comforting) scent notes of Sandalwood \u0026amp; Suede,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with an intoxicating aroma that’s a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003elot\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e more appealing than the empty wrappers and dishes you left behind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eProudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak \"I'm So Stuffed\" energy and finished your food coma,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e clean out the jar and reuse it for storing change,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e desk supplies,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or your next iced coffee to fuel your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003enext\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e big feast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lebanon Candle Company","offers":[{"title":"Apples \u0026 Bourbon","offer_id":49907516670194,"sku":"Ate-Whle-AB","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Raspberry \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":49907516702962,"sku":"Ate-Whle-BRV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butt Naked","offer_id":49907516735730,"sku":"Ate-Whle-BUTT","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Cut Roses","offer_id":49907516768498,"sku":"Ate-Whle-Rose","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Linen","offer_id":49907516801266,"sku":"Ate-Whle-Fresh","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood \u0026 Suede","offer_id":49907516834034,"sku":"Ate-Whle-Sndl","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sun Washed Citrus","offer_id":49907516866802,"sku":"Ate-Whle-Sun","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0228\/1236\/0740\/files\/Messenger_creation_CA1A1242-8214-4249-9DA9-13221214AF8C_1.jpg?v=1786402770","url":"https:\/\/www.lebanoncandle.com\/products\/i-ate-the-whole-thing-funny-candle","provider":"Lebanon Candle Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}