{"product_id":"fall-bucket-list-funny-candle","title":"Fall Bucket List Funny Candle","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color tutor-markdown-rendering\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_2060b240bfb7c242\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE REALITY CHECK:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Embrace the changing seasons with a label that tells the brutal truth about your autumn planning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Featuring hilarious scent notes of Pinning 45 Apple Pie Recipes You Will Absolutely Never Bake While Eating Store-Bought Halloween Candy,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e this candle is the perfect edgy gift for the friend who loves the fall aesthetic but prioritizes convenience over high-effort projects.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003e100 HOURS OF THE DAILY STRUGGLE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Life is a marathon,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and so is this candle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e5 oz) offer an 80–100 hour burn time,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e lasting through every season of marathon-watching spooky movies while ignoring your crafting board.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The label might be cynical,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e but our craftsmanship is strictly top-tier.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Each candle is hand-poured with love by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e soot-free burn that clears the air.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e From the \"Evidence Eraser\" vibes of Fresh Linen to the sophisticated \"Rich Reality\" notes of Sandalwood \u0026amp; Suede,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you plan the high-maintenance fall activities you won't actually do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak autumn denial,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e clean out the jar and reuse it for storage,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e loose change,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or an iced coffee to fuel your next low-effort hustle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\" class=\"\"\u003eThe \"Fall Bucket List Lies\" Scent Menu\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The perfect fragrance for unwinding when you're done pretending you'll bake that complex spiced cake.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Our #1 customer favorite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The perfect sweet treat for surviving another day of peak autumn Pinterest envy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e refreshing atmosphere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e For when you need a bright start to your day of ambitious doing nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classy Hustle\"):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A rich,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e sophisticated blend of dark chocolate,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e cedar,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and velvet musk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It smells like the luxury lifestyle you deserve,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e even if you’re just wearing a oversized hoodie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A fun,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e fruity explosion of melon,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e pear,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and strawberry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A reminder of warmer days when you didn't feel obligated to craft a wreath.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A crisp,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e clean scent with a powder and musk blend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house free from crafting debris.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A true,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e deep rose fragrance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Nothing says \"I’m still fabulous\" like 100 hours of premium floral luxury to balance out life's rougher,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e unfiltered edges.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lebanon Candle Company","offers":[{"title":"Apples \u0026 Bourbon","offer_id":49810595283186,"sku":"Fal-Bckt-AB","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Raspberry \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":49810595315954,"sku":"Fal-Bckt-BRV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butt Naked","offer_id":49810595348722,"sku":"Fal-Bckt-BUTT","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Cut Roses","offer_id":49810595381490,"sku":"Fal-Bckt-Rose","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Linen","offer_id":49810595414258,"sku":"Fal-Bckt-Fresh","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood \u0026 Suede","offer_id":49810595447026,"sku":"Fal-Bckt-Sndl","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sun Washed Citrus","offer_id":49810595479794,"sku":"Fal-Bckt-Sun","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0228\/1236\/0740\/files\/fallbucketlist.jpg?v=1784202832","url":"https:\/\/www.lebanoncandle.com\/products\/fall-bucket-list-funny-candle","provider":"Lebanon Candle Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}