{"product_id":"eww-people-funny-candle","title":"Eww People Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE INTROVERT ANTHEM:\u003c\/b\u003e Finally, a candle that understands your soul. Whether you're canceling plans for the third time this week or just enjoying the silence of an empty house, this candle celebrates the beauty of staying in. Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"269\"\u003eSocial Anxiety and Home Sweet Home\u003c\/b\u003e, it’s the perfect gift for your favorite homebody (or yourself).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF SOLITUDE:\u003c\/b\u003e If you’re going to stay inside, you might as well make it smell amazing. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"108\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"132\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer an impressive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"168\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your personal sanctuary remains a \"people-free\" zone for as long as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e We might avoid crowds, but we never avoid quality. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"121\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/b\u003e on our family farm using \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"169\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that won't irritate your senses while you recharge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE SOCIALLY DISTANCED:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Off the Grid\" tropical vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"77\"\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/b\u003e to the grounding, peaceful notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"124\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home with a scent that makes leaving feel like a terrible idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak introvert energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing snacks, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next solo Netflix marathon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Eww, People\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Safe Space\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like clean sheets and a house where no one is knocking on the door—the ultimate dream for the socially anxious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Seclusion):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes your home feel like a luxury retreat you never have to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Mood Lifter):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect \"pick-me-up\" for those days when you need a little sunshine without actually going outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Library Quiet\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like expensive books and the peaceful confidence of a very quiet room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"No Guests\" Happy Hour):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for enjoying a drink by yourself without having to make small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Isolation):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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