{"product_id":"everything-sucks-skeleton-tee","title":"Everything Sucks Skeleton Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eBecause matching a bright pastel rainbow with an existential crisis is a whole mood. 🌈💀 \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eFor the days when you need to sprinkle a little bit of color over a lot of pessimism. Featuring a cheerful skeleton shrugging under a vibrant retro rainbow, this tee is the perfect uniform for anyone whose aesthetic is \"bright, bubbly, and completely over it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Relaxed, ultra-comfortable unisex fit with a classic, boxy cut that hangs perfectly straight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium, lightweight cotton-poly blend that feels like a cozy favorite right from the start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Print:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality sublimation printing. The ink is permanently dyed directly into the fabric fibers, so your sarcastic skeleton won't crack, peel, or stiffen up over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e✨ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"2\"\u003eWhat to Expect:\u003c\/b\u003e Sublimation naturally produces a soft, vintage-inspired look with slightly muted, nostalgic colors for that perfect lived-in style.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"1\/2 Penny Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":49757200515314,"sku":"Every-Suks-S","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":49757200548082,"sku":"Every-Suks-M","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":49757200580850,"sku":"Every-Suks-L","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":49757200613618,"sku":"Every-Suks-XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":49757200646386,"sku":"Every-Suks-2XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":49757210083570,"sku":"Every-Suks-3X","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0228\/1236\/0740\/files\/20260703_115202_GhostMannequin.jpg?v=1783120620","url":"https:\/\/www.lebanoncandle.com\/products\/everything-sucks-skeleton-tee","provider":"Lebanon Candle Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}