{"product_id":"do-your-damn-chores-funny-candle","title":"Do Your Damn Chores Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE HOUSEHOLD MOTIVATOR:\u003c\/b\u003e Finally, a candle that does the talking for you when you're tired of repeating yourself. Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"158\"\u003eempty promises and my last nerve\u003c\/b\u003e, this is the perfect gift for roommates, partners, or teenagers who seem to have a permanent \"selective hearing\" problem when it comes to the chore list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF HOUSEHOLD HARMONY:\u003c\/b\u003e The laundry might be piling up, but this candle is built to stay the course. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"121\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"145\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer an impressive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"181\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, giving you plenty of fragrance to mask the chaos while you wait for someone to finally pick up their socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is blunt, but our quality is strictly premium. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"127\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/b\u003e on our family farm using \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"175\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your home smelling like a sanctuary—even if it's currently a mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE DOMESTIC BOSS:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Cleaning Day\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"63\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the grounding \"Peace and Quiet\" of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"113\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home with a scent that is far more organized than your current living situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak parental frustration, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose change, hair ties, or an iced coffee to fuel your next cleaning spree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Damn Chores\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Actually Clean\" Dream):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and an empty sink—the ultimate goal for anyone living with an \"empty promise\" expert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. 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