{"product_id":"ask-your-father-funny-candle","title":"Ask Your Father Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE PARENTAL POWER MOVE:\u003c\/b\u003e Finally, the official scent of \"I’m off the clock.\" Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"121\"\u003eNot My Problem and Passing The Buck\u003c\/b\u003e, this candle is the perfect gift for the mom who has reached her limit on questions about snacks, socks, or screen time. It’s a witty tribute to the art of the strategic hand-off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF \"NOT IT\":\u003c\/b\u003e Parental evasion is a marathon, and our wax is built to go the distance. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"108\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"132\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"169\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your home smells like a peaceful sanctuary even while someone else handles the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e You might be passing the buck, but we never pass on quality. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"131\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/b\u003e on our family farm using \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"179\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your \"me time\" pristine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE OFF-DUTY PARENT:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Finally a Moment of Peace\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"78\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the grounding \"Zen Mode\" of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"121\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that says \"I am currently unavailable for comment.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak parental deflection, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose change, hidden candy, or a very large iced coffee to fuel your next escape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Ask Your Father\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Deep Breath\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like a clean house and the absolute silence that comes with a successful \"ask your father\" maneuver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Freedom):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a high-end retreat where no one is asking you for anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Boost):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need to power through the day until \"shift change.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for unwinding once you’ve officially passed the buck for the evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Grounded Life):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a professional library—the kind of quiet place you're currently pretending to be in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because if you aren't the one solving the problems, every day feels like a summer vacation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The \"I Deserve This\" Bouquet):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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