"Life Without A Narcissist" Funny Empowerment Candle - Peace & No Drama Gift - 16.5oz Mason Jar, 100hr Burn - Hand-Poured Soy Wax

    • THE SCENT OF FREEDOM: Celebrate a fresh start and a drama-free life! This candle is the perfect "congratulations" gift for anyone who has finally moved on to bigger and better things. It’s not just a candle; it’s a statement of peace and clarity.

    • 100 HOURS OF PURE PEACE: You’ve earned some quiet time. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of "me time" to enjoy the silence and a house that finally smells like calm.

    • HAND-POURED FOR A FRESH START: Each candle is hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. Experience a clean, soot-free burn that clears the energy of any room and replaces it with high-quality, farm-fresh fragrance.

    • CLARITY IN EVERY BREATH: Whether you choose the "Clean Slate" vibe of Fresh Linen or the "Bright Future" energy of Sun Washed Citrus, our premium fragrances are designed to help you decompress, breathe deep, and enjoy the lack of drama.

    • REUSABLE & DURABLE MASON JAR: Once you've burned through your 100 hours of peace, the heavy-duty glass jar is yours to keep. Use it for a cold drink, storage, or a reminder of your strength. Proudly made in the USA.

    The "Fresh Start" Scent Menu

    • Fresh Linen (The "100% Peace" Scent) The ultimate "Clean Slate." A light, airy blend of soft powder and musk that smells like fresh laundry, open windows, and a quiet house. It is the literal aroma of no drama.

    • Sun Washed Citrus (The "Clarity" Favorite) Bright, zesty, and uplifting. Refreshing lemon and citron are balanced by blue agave to help clear your mind and energize your new chapter.

    • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Grounded" Choice) A sophisticated, calming blend for finding your center. Earthy cedarwood and velvet musk create a rich, library-esque atmosphere that feels safe and stable.

    • Apples & Bourbon (The "Treat Yourself" Scent) Warm orchard apples and sweet maple with a smooth bourbon finish. It’s cozy, inviting, and feels like a warm hug for your home.

    • Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Serenity) Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of sun-ripened berries and creamy vanilla. It’s a strong, delicious scent that makes your space feel like a sanctuary.

    • Butt Naked (Tropical Joy) Because life is fun again! A playful, fruity explosion of honeydew melon, strawberries, and green apples that smells like a carefree vacation.

    • Fresh Cut Roses (Self-Love Bouquet) A true, deep floral fragrance. You don’t need someone else to buy you flowers—give yourself 100 hours of a blooming rose garden.

      "Life Without A Narcissist" Funny Empowerment Candle - Peace & No Drama Gift - 16.5oz Mason Jar, 100hr Burn - Hand-Poured Soy Wax

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