• THE ULTIMATE TRUTH BOMB: Let’s be honest—we can all smell them. This "Your House Smells Like Cats" candle is the perfect hilarious gift for the cat obsessed who needs a little help clearing the air.

• 100 HOURS OF "LITTER-BOX" DEFENSE: Cats are great, but their litter boxes aren't. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you a long-lasting defense against the "feline fragrance" in your home.

• FARM-POURED FOR PET PARENTS: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn that is safe for you and your furry roommates.

• SCENTS THAT ACTUALLY WORK: From the "Industrial Strength Clean" of Fresh Linen to the zesty "Sunshine" vibes of Sun Washed Citrus, these high-fragrance oils are designed to dominate pet odors.

• USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve survived the 100-hour burn, clean out the jar and reuse it for cat treats, toy storage, or a drink to help you forget how many cats you own.

The "Cat House" Scent Menu

• Fresh Linen (The Literal Lifesaver): The gold standard for pet owners. A crisp, clean blend of powder and musk that smells like fresh laundry and a house where the cat definitely didn't just miss the litter box.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Sunshine Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a sharp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" to cut through stagnant air and remind you what "outside" smells like.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Distraction): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s so sweet and strong that guests might actually forget you have four cats.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Fancy Feline): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate and cedar. For the cat owner who wants their home to smell like a sophisticated library, even if there’s a scratching post in the corner.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Cozy Cover-Up): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance that makes your home feel like a cozy autumn day instead of a pet sanctuary.

• Butt Naked (The Tropical Getaway): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because you deserve a mental vacation from cleaning up cat hair every single day.

• Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Floral Luxury): A true, deep rose fragrance. It’s a beautiful, high-end floral that says "I care about my home’s aesthetic," even if the cat is currently eating the real plants.