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Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean out the jar and reuse it for a celebratory drink or to store all the pens they’ll never need again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e The \"Not My Problem\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Permanent Vacation):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a tropical island and the total lack of a dress code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Bright Future):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent of a Monday morning where you’re staying in bed because you can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Executive Retirement):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a luxury resort and the satisfaction of knowing you never have to lead another \"sync\" meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Life):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. Because being retired is sweet, but this candle is sweeter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Clean Getaway):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a \u003cb\u003epowder and musk blend\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like fresh sheets, a quiet house, and the absolute peace of a schedule with zero appointments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Happy Hour):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. A strong, inviting fragrance for a celebratory toast to the fact that your time is finally your own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for Your Service):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep \u003cb\u003erose fragrance\u003c\/b\u003e. 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It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of \"old age\" and replaces it with high-end fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR THE SOPHISTICATED SENIOR:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Vintage Luxury\" of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to the cozy, nostalgic notes of \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e, our scents are designed to make even an \"antique\" home smell like a luxury retreat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eREUSABLE USA-MADE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last. 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This strong, inviting fragrance is the perfect companion for a cozy evening spent in a recliner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Eternal Bestseller):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 favorite. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. A sweet, timeless scent that everyone loves—even if they can't remember where they left their keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Bright Side):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. 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Once the 100-hour burn is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing vitamins, reading glasses, or a very stiff drink to celebrate another year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Vintage\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Vintage Luxury):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated mix of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like an expensive library, leather-bound books, and the refined taste that (hopefully) comes with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Classic Comfort):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples\u003c\/b\u003e and a smooth pour of \u003cb\u003ebourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. A strong, inviting fragrance that smells like a cozy evening by the fire—exactly where someone \"old as hell\" wants to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Slate\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean blend of \u003cb\u003epowder and musk\u003c\/b\u003e. 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Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Smells Like An Upgrade\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Upgrade\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like an expensive leather-bound library and a life with much better taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-40\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-40\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Bright Future\" Scent):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-40 citation-end-40\"\u003e Crisp, zesty, and refreshing.\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eLemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e notes create a bright, energizing atmosphere that feels like a fresh start and a clear path forward.\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwjqx6-ljsWRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQoAU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details for citation from Sand + Fog. 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It smells like fresh laundry and a brand-new beginning with zero drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Celebration):\u003c\/b\u003e A strong, inviting mix of \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. Perfect for a celebratory toast to your new and improved status.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Tropical Getaway):\u003c\/b\u003e Because every upgrade deserves a vacation. A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e that smells like a carefree summer day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The \"Bouquet for Yourself\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A true-to-life \u003cb\u003erose fragrance\u003c\/b\u003e. You're the one in charge now—give yourself 100 hours of fresh-cut luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lebanon Candle Company","offers":[{"title":"Apples \u0026 Bourbon","offer_id":47164055191794,"sku":"Vday-UPGRADE-APPLEBOURBON","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Raspberry \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":47164055224562,"sku":"Vday-UPGRADE-BRV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butt Naked","offer_id":47164055257330,"sku":"Vday-UPGRADE-BUTT","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Cut Roses","offer_id":47164055290098,"sku":"Vday-UPGRADE-ROSES","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Linen","offer_id":47164055322866,"sku":"Vday-UPGRADE-LINEN","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood \u0026 Suede","offer_id":47164055355634,"sku":"Vday-UPGRADE-SANDALWOOD","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sun Washed Citrus","offer_id":47164055388402,"sku":"Vday-UPGRADE-SUNWASHED","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0228\/1236\/0740\/files\/UpgradeCandle_1854ba8c-287f-411a-9d0d-fb38745a3de0.jpg?v=1775074419"},{"product_id":"funny-best-mom-ever-candle","title":"Best Mom Ever Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCELEBRATE THE BEST MOM EVER:\u003c\/b\u003e If she’s the best, she deserves a candle that says it! This \"Best Mom Ever\" candle is a fun and heartwarming way to show her how much she means to you. It’s a guaranteed hit for Mother’s Day, her birthday, or any day she needs a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF RELAXATION:\u003c\/b\u003e Mom works hard, and she deserves a long-lasting escape. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, giving her weeks of premium fragrance and much-needed \"me time.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-FRESH SOY QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured with love on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. We use \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn. It’s a high-quality, American-made gift that Mom can feel good about burning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR EVERY MOM:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Clean House\" vibes of \u003cb\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated and earthy \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our high-fragrance soy candles are designed to fill a room and melt her stress away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eREUSABLE \u0026amp; DURABLE JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Once the 100-hour burn is over, the heavy-duty glass mason jar is hers to keep! Perfect for holding flowers, pens, or a much-deserved cold drink. Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Best Mom Ever\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The #1 Bestseller):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A sweet and luscious reward for the world's best mom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This sun-ripened blend of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eripe raspberries\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003ecreamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e is our most popular scent for a reason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for Mom):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Traditional flowers fade,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e but this scent lasts for 100 hours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A true-to-life fragrance that smells exactly like a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003efreshly picked bouquet of roses\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (Bright \u0026amp; Energizing):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e For the mom who brings sunshine to every room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A refreshing blend of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003ecrisp lemon\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eagave\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e that creates a soothing,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e happy atmosphere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp 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class=\"\"\u003ecedar\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003evelvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e create a calming,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e high-end sanctuary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (Cozy Family Memories):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A warm,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e inviting fragrance that feels like a hug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Strong \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eorchard apples\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e mixed with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003esweet maple\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and a smooth touch of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003ebourbon\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan 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