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It’s the ultimate birthday \"treat yourself\" scent that fills the whole room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Tropical Celebration)\u003c\/b\u003e Because birthdays should feel like a vacation. A fun, fruity cocktail of honeydew melon, strawberries, and green apples. It’s playful, loud, and totally addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Aged to Perfection\" Scent)\u003c\/b\u003e A sophisticated, warm blend of orchard apples, sweet maple, and a smooth bourbon finish. 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