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Once you’ve survived the 100-hour burn, clean out the jar and reuse it for cat treats, toy storage, or a drink to help you forget how many cats you own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Cat House\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Literal Lifesaver):\u003c\/b\u003e The gold standard for pet owners. A crisp, clean blend of \u003cb\u003epowder and musk\u003c\/b\u003e that smells like fresh laundry and a house where the cat definitely didn't just miss the litter box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Sunshine Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a sharp, refreshing atmosphere. 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A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the ultimate \"reward\" scent for a husband who knows he’s winning at life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The \"I'm Still Romantic\" Choice):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep \u003cb\u003erose fragrance\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells exactly like the massive bouquet he \u003ci\u003eshould\u003c\/i\u003e be buying you—and now the whole house can smell like it for 100 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Happy Hour):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. 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data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Cozy Accomplice\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"63\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy Please\" notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"127\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you spill the tea.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak honesty, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next gossip session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Favorite Bitch\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Inner Circle\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an exclusive club where only you and your \"favorite bitch\" are allowed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who always takes your side, no matter what.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Spill the Tea\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those long kitchen table talks where you analyze every text and every drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because life is just brighter when you’re hanging out with your favorite person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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It’s the perfect hilarious gift for the friend who has a closet full of luxury labels and a bank account full of \"I shouldn't have bought that\" moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF LUXURY:\u003c\/b\u003e Making poor life choices takes time, and our candle is built to last through all of them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-222\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-222\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-222\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-222\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-222\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-222\"\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"73\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-222\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-222\"\u003e, ensuring your home smells like a million bucks even if your credit card statement says otherwise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-222 citation-end-222\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is snarky, but our craftsmanship is strictly high-end. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-221\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-221\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-221\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-221\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that respects your luxury aesthetic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-221 citation-end-221\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQoQM\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE MATERIAL GIRL:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Expensive Leather\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"68\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"124\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that is far more sophisticated than your latest impulse purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQogM\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-220\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-220\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak \"Daddy's Money\" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing jewelry, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next shopping spree\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-220 citation-end-220\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe \"Daddy's Money\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQowM\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Designer Bag\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect match for this label. A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk that smells like the interior of a brand-new Italian leather handbag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Lifestyle):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a high-end boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Morning After\" Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Bright lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need to wake up and face the consequences of last night’s shopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Rich \u0026amp; Rowdy\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A sophisticated, \"happy hour\" fragrance perfect for sharing secrets and shopping receipts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Escape):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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It’s the perfect hilarious gift for the wife who considers a solo trip to Target a vacation and has \"It was on sale\" on speed dial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF RETAIL THERAPY:\u003c\/b\u003e Your shopping trips might be fast, but this candle is built for the long haul. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"120\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"144\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"181\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your home smells like a total win even if you spent the whole day in the Dollar Spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is cheeky, but our quality is top-tier. 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Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of trophy wife energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing hair ties, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next Target run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Trophy Wife\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (The \"Vacation Mode\" Favorite):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, tropical cocktail of melon, strawberries, and green apples. It smells like a carefree summer day with absolutely zero chores on the schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. 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A sophisticated, cozy fragrance perfect for when the kids are in bed and the \"on sale\" wine is poured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Luxury Lifestyle):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like expensive furniture and the quiet confidence of a wife who knows where all the best clearance racks are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean House\" Illusion):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. 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data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"73\" data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e, ensuring your home stays fragrant through every long recap of your latest adventures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338 citation-end-338\"\u003e\u003csup 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-337\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-337\"\u003e Your decisions might be messy, but your candle shouldn't be\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-337 citation-end-337\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336\"\u003eEach one is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"59\" data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your sanctuary smelling like a fresh start\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336 citation-end-336\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQpwU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003e From the \"Expensive Taste\" of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"57\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003e to the \"Sweet Alibi\" of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"100\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003e, our premium fragrances are specifically designed to fill a room while you and your bestie plot your next move\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335 citation-end-335\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQqAU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-334\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-334\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-334 citation-end-334\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"8\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-333\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-333\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak \"ride or die\" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next escapade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-333 citation-end-333\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"9\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQqQU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQqgU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eThe \"Bail Bonds\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Designer Bag\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end leather and the quiet confidence of someone who looks way too good to be in trouble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who never judges your \"poor life choices.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is ruthless, but our craftsmanship is strictly premium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393 citation-end-393\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjgY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"New Identity\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"111\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than the situation implies.\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjwY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392 citation-end-392\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of second-wife energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next gossip session\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391 citation-end-391\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQkAY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \"Second Wife\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Upgrade\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end furniture and the quiet confidence of someone who finally got the house they wanted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the perfect sweet reward for surviving the drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need for your brand-new chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast to your new house rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because when the drama is over, every day feels like a summer vacation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Slate\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry, open windows, and a life with absolutely zero drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The \"Still Fabulous\" Bouquet):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF PURE AUDACITY:\u003c\/b\u003e This level of shade is built to last. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"73\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e, giving you plenty of \"me time\" to enjoy the peace of your own home while this candle handles the talking for you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418 citation-end-418\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is ruthless, but our craftsmanship is strictly premium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417 citation-end-417\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvQY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"New Identity\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"111\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than the situation implies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvgY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-416\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-416\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-416 citation-end-416\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of \"downgrade\" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next drama-free evening.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvwY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \"Downgrade\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Upgrade\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end furniture and the quiet confidence of someone who definitely came out on top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the perfect sweet reward for surviving the drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. 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class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443\"\u003eFeaturing the hilarious phrase \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"31\" data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443\"\u003e\"Smells like poor decisions and great stories,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443\"\u003e it is the perfect edgy gift for bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, birthdays, or your favorite partner in crime who is always down for an adventure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443 citation-end-443\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE BOLD:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003e From the \"Vacation Mode\" energy of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"56\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy Please\" notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"114\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more high-end than your latest \"poor decision\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438 citation-end-438\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"8\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8QY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-437\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-437\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-437 citation-end-437\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"9\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-436\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-436\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak main-character energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next great story\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-436 citation-end-436\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"10\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8gY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8wY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eThe \"Stripper Poles\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003eButt Naked (The #1 Bestseller for Wild Nights):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, tropical cocktail of melon, pear, and strawberry. It’s the official scent of summer adventures and carefree energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Serenity):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a high-end retreat after a long night out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for late-night kitchen table talks where the best stories are shared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need to wake up and do it all over again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classy but Sassy\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like expensive leather and the quiet confidence of someone with a past.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that is 100% innocent—perfect for clearing the air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642 citation-end-642\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak honesty, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next (eventual) reply.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ5Qk\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. 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